collected by ITAY ENGELMAN and SEAN SNYDER -11/99
edited by Jacob -7/00

Let's start with the Basic Smiley's:

:-)

 Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection via modem

;-)

 Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

:-(

 Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I

 Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie

:->

 User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

>:->

 User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->

 Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

^ _ ^

Also the odd looking smilie 

Here are some somewhat less common ones ( They are still pretty basic ):

(-:  

 User is left handed

%-)  

 User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*)  

 User is drunk

E-:-)  

 User is a Ham radio operator

:-9  

 User is licking his/her lips

8-)  

 User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)  

 User is wearing his/her sunglasses on his/her head

B-)  

 User wears horn-rimmed glasses

::-)  

 User wears normal glasses

:-7  

 User just made a wry statement

:'-(  

 User is crying

:'-)  

 User is so happy, she/he is crying

:-@  

 User is screaming

:-#  

 User wears braces

:)  

 User has a broken nose, or user's nose is sliding off of his/her face.

:v)  

 User has a crooked nose.

:<)  

 User is stuck up

:-&  

 User is tongue tied.

=:-)  

 User is a hosehead

-:-)  

 User is a punk rocker

-:-(  

 (real punk rockers don't smile)

+-:-)  

 User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

-I  

 User is asleep

-O  

 User is yawning/snoring

:-Q  

 User is a smoker

:-?  

 User smokes a pipe

O :-) 

 User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-D 

 User is laughing (at you!)

:-X 

 User's lips are sealed (or. . .)

:-X 

  A big wet kiss

:-C 

 User is really bummed

<-) 

 User is Chinese

<-( 

 User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/ 

 User is skeptical

C=:-) 

 User is a chef

*<:-) 

 User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

}:^#) 

 Pointy nosed smile

:-] 

 Smiley blockhead

:-" 

 Whistling smiley

P-(  

 Pirate smiley

;^) 

 Smirking smiley

?-(  

  Black eye

):-(  

  Nordic smiley

d:-)  

  Baseball smiley

8(:-) 

  Mickey mouse

([( 

  Robocop

%-6 

  User is braindead

K:P 

  User is wearing one of those propeller beenies. ( Hats with propellers. )

@:-) 

  User is wearing a turban

:-0 

  No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

 User in invisible

,-) 

  Winking smilie

X-( 

  User just died, although you may not see this too often.

8 :-) 

  User is a wizard

C=>;*)) 

  User is a drunk, devilish chef with double chin

:-$ 

  User is a banker

8-) 

  User is a swimmer

:-q 

  User is trying to touch his/her tongue to his/her nose

:-e 

  User is disappointed

:-i 

  User is uncertain

:-p 

  User is sticking his/her tongue out (at you!)

:-u 

  User is a blockhead

:-j 

  User is half-smiling

:-o 

  User is in suspense

(::[ ]::) 

  User wears a bandage, or has been hurt.

:) 

  Small smiley

>:-> 

  Devilish smiley

>:-l 

  Klingon smiley

(:-( 

  Very unhappy smiley

8-O 

  Omigod

[:-) 

  Smiley wearing a walkman

[:] 

  Robot smiley

{:-) 

  Smiley wears a toupee

:-> 

  Sarcastic smiley

:-}X 

  Bow tie-wearing smiley

:-{ 

  Mustache

:-C 

  Real unhappy smiley

:-{} 

  Smiley wears lipstick

:-t 

  Pouting smiley

:-W 

  Speak with forked tongue

:-! 

  Foot in mouth

:---) 

  You lie like pinnochio

=:-) 

  Smiley is a punk

=:-( 

  Real punk never smiles

8<:-) 

  Smiley is a wizard

]-I 

  Smiley wearing sunglasses (cool, therefore no smile, only a smirk!)

@@@:) 

  Marge Simpson.

~(: O 

  A baby is crying, or user is a cry baby.

( | | ] 

  User is hungry for a burger.

8:-) 

  User is a little girl.

:-{) 

  User has a mustache.

:-* 

  User ate something sour.

:-)~ 

  User just drooled.

:-~~~) 

  User has a cold, yet is still happy.

(8-o 

  Mr. Bill

*:o) 

  Look everybody its Bozo the Clown!

3:] 

  Pet Smiley. It is wise to stay on its good side or else you will get this........

3:[ 

  A Mean Pet Smiley.

Now for some smaller Smiley's for the little people out there:

:) 

 Smaller smiley.

:] 

 Gleep...a friendly smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) 

 Variation on a theme...

:} 

 What should we call these? (what?)

:) 

 Happy

:> 

 What? 

:@ 

 What? 

:I 

 Hmmm... 

:[ 

 Real Downer

:O 

 Yelling

:,( 

 Crying

[] 

 Hugs and ... 

:* 

 Kisses

|I 

 Asleep

^o 

 Snoring

Smileys that have been sent to us:

};^)' 

 devil

:c) 

 pig head

<:-) 

 dunce

:@) 

 babe the pig (Oink)

==:>) 

 rabbit

:-).. 

 drooler

=:-O 

 yeow!

:-o 

 yo!

<3 

 heart

: =) 

 Blushing

:-@ 

 smiley for french kisses (Ooh La La)

:-} 

 This is a smiley face with one tooth.

@ , / 

 This is a face with glasses and a mustache. (check out his nostrils!)

@ ' \ 

 ( More of an e-mail, instant message, newsgroup smiley than a chatroom)

@-) 

 This is cyclops.

:-<) 

 Another face with a mustache.(smiling)

:-< 

 A mustache man without a smile.

`-` 

 This is an in between face.

{{{{{{{{{{{:) 

 Bart Simpson's mother

&:) 

 Ronald Regan or Elvis (or both)

|:o(|) 

 Sender gave us no name so, lets just call this a person

ê¿~ 

 wink

=^O 

 my oh my look at the time -----> :::::(<)::::::

;-) 

 Girl flirting

(_8^(|) 

  Homer Simpson

2:-) 

 Elvis

2:-9 

 Elvis curling his lip

&:-/ 

  Elvis

@;^I) 

 Elvis Presley

*<|:-) 

 Robin Hood

<|:-) 

 User is a witch

8D{ 

 A nameless smiley, maybe a frog or something.

[:-| 

 smiley with a flattop

:-.) 

 smiley with a beauty mark

:-)> 

 smiley with a goatee

:-)= 

 drinking through a straw, or vampire smiley, you decide

:,"( 

 crying a lot

~(:-) 

 smiley with a ponytail

z z z |-) 

 sleeping soundly

Y:-) 

 smiley with a cowlick

(----:-) 

 smiley with an umbrella

-_=:-( 

 smiley without an umbrella

:-(*) 

 smiley eating

 smiley looking up (watch out for birds!)

:-* ` ` ` ` 

 smiley spitting off the top of a tall building

*._\ 

  Picasso smiley

@-->-->---- 

A rose

@--{---{---- 

 A rose

=O) or :O) 

 Someone with a big nose, possibly a clown. And many of you can now make the nose red thanks to AOL4.0.

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